Movie Night in the Cornfield

When I originally wrote my Pirates of the Caribbean novel (or two-hundred-page extended-joke, as I like to think of it), the second movie hadn’t even come out yet.  The characters ended up with very different lives compared to the later movies.  At the end of my story, Captain Jack Sparrow is still sailing the Black Pearl, Will and Elizabeth are married and living in Port Royal, and Commodore Norrington is still chasing Jack and his crew.

I’ve developed a tradition of going back and writing an extra chapter when each movie comes out.  I’m not trying to fit my story to the later developments–but I really enjoy having the characters, as I left them, watch the movie and comment on how things are going.  It’s that kind of story where you can do that sort of thing.

Since the fourth movie just came out a few weeks ago, I went back to the cornfield to write a new chapter in response.  If you haven’t seen Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, this is your warning that this has spoilers!  And probably won’t make any sense at all anyway.

But if you’ve seen the movie, I hope you’ll enjoy the POTC characters commenting on POTC.

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It was movie night in the cornfield.  Movie nights were rare—although, considering this was a time hundreds of years before movies were invented, they were less rare than you might expect.  Every few years, the characters of the cornfield would gather to see what the latest developments were in their canon lives.  Tonight—On Stranger Tides.

“A brilliant piece of cinema,” Jack pronounced, after the movie—but not his Super-Extra-Large-Jumbo-Really-Big-size bucket of popcorn—had been finished.

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The Brontes’ Leading Men

To avoid a very lengthy post, I decided to save a discussion of Heathcliff and Mr. Rochester for a second post.  Click for my first post on Wuthering Heights and Jane Eyre.

After reading the two books, I was wondering what led both Bronte sisters to cast dark and brooding men as their heroes.  A friend told me that their father was rather dark and brooding too.  In fact, she told me that Heathcliff was based on their father–and for the Brontes’ sake, I sincerely hope not!

It wouldn’t be so bad if Mr. Rochester was based on their father.  A lot of the discussions I’ve had on Jane Eyre (and I’ve managed to have several!) have centered around whether or not Mr. Rochester is likable.  Jane’s likability is also an issue, but a liking for the book does seem to hinge on whether you consider Mr. Rochester a good romantic hero.

I come down on the side of yes.  Going into this, I expected to not like him because, after all–he has his first wife locked in a tower!  But I think I had a vague notion that he had driven her insane, which (unless there’s a lot going on Charlotte never told us) isn’t the case at all.  Considering the medical treatment of the time for the insane, I think locking her up in a tower is actually the most humane and merciful option.  Especially since, whatever Mrs. Rochester’s insanity is, it’s clearly a case of being a danger to herself and others.

So I don’t blame him for that.  Do I blame him for not telling Jane about the first wife, when he was planning to marry her?  Yes, definitely.  More on that in a bit.

And then of course he’s brooding and acerbic and unfriendly.  But he’s also had his life blighted by a marriage to an insane woman, who he hated prior to her insanity, and which society won’t let him out of.  That could give a person some issues.

When you come down to it, I believe that Mr. Rochester is basically a good guy, somewhat moody and not perfect, who got caught in a really, really difficult situation.  He immersed himself in unhealthy influences, and that comes out when he interacts with people.  I don’t believe that “the love of a good woman,” as the cliche goes, is going to save him–but I think getting him out of his situation and putting him around better, more positive people, will let the better person inside emerge.

Contrary to what the movies tell you, he’s also not very attractive–and I love that he’s so well-adjusted about it!  Near the end of the book, after he’s been beat up a bit (no details, trying not to give too much of a spoiler) he asks Jane if he’s very hideous.  And she says–“yes, but you always were.”  Which doesn’t seem to bother him at all!  I’m fascinated by the Phantom of the Opera’s issues with his appearance, but I also really enjoy a hero who doesn’t seem to mind being ugly.

As to that business of not telling Jane about the first wife, yeah, it was bad…but by the end of the book, Charlotte has punished him so thoroughly that I want to just forgive him and let him be happy.

And then there’s Heathcliff.  I believed there was a good man somewhere under Mr. Rochester’s brooding exterior.  I don’t believe that about Heathcliff.  For one thing, he’s even more caustic and unfriendly.  Mr. Rochester is generally just rather sarcastic and off-putting.  Heathcliff is out-and-out nasty and cruel.

I looked up “psychopathy,” and here’s what I found: “a mental disorder in which an individual manifests amoral and antisocial behavior, lack of ability to love or establish meaningful personal relationships, extreme egocentricity.”  That’s Heathcliff.

I wanted to like the poor, trodden-upon gypsy boy–but he wasn’t even a nice kid.  And Heathcliff just got worse when he grew up.  He treats everyone around him horribly, and never exhibits the slightest sympathy or remorse.  All of his goals seem to be about exacting revenge and inflicting pain.

His most significant relationship is with Cathy, of course–but I wasn’t all that convinced that they loved each other either.  I believed that Mr. Rochester loved Jane, would treat her well, and that they’d be happy together.  Cathy and Heathcliff never exhibit pleasant things like kindness, tenderness, or self-sacrifice, even to each other.  I think they’re obsessed with each other–but I don’t think it’s anything as healthy or positive as love.

Another friend tells me that Heathcliff is apparently a romantic lead archetype, which is a terrifying prospect.  This is where women get into trouble, isn’t it?  They think they’ve got Mr. Rochester, and he turns out to be Heathcliff.  It’s not always so easy to tell them apart in real life.

I also read The Eyre Affair recently, about a world where you can actually go into books.  I’d quite enjoy going to dinner at Thornfield Hall with Jane and Mr. Rochester.  You couldn’t pay me to go to dinner at Wuthering Heights.

I’m glad I read both books, though.  I’m glad I know more about Jane Eyre than that there’s a first wife locked up somewhere, and more about Wuthering Heights than that it has a character named Heathcliff–which is about where my knowledge stood a few months ago.  Even if my opinion of Wuthering Heights didn’t turn out very favorable, it’s nice to have an opinion about it.  And Jane Eyre was lovely.

Out on the Moor with the Brontes

Despite being an English major and a voracious reader for as long as I can remember, there are some key classics I’ve somehow missed.  As you may have seen on my challenges post, I’m endeavoring to catch up.  Most recently, I’ve ventured out onto the moor with the Bronte sisters.

First, I read Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte, and absolutely loved it.  I stayed up late two nights in a row reading (and kind of felt good about that as a reason for missing sleep!)  I’m not entirely sure what hooked me in.  I liked Jane pretty well as a character, and I liked Mr. Rochester–he was a good dark, brooding hero.  The plot was engaging, especially the middle section at Thornfield Hall.

If you don’t know the plot, Jane Eyre becomes a governess at gloomy Thornfield Hall, owned by gloomy Mr. Rochester.  Jane falls in love with Mr. Rochester, and he with her, but complications, to say the least, arise when…this is a spoiler, but everyone knows it, right?…it comes out that he already has an insane wife locked away in one of Thornfield’s towers.

It was a good plot, even if I already knew about the crazy wife.  I don’t sound all that enamoured describing it, do I?  But I think it was the writing I really loved.  It was a pleasure to find a classic that was really well-written and–imagine!–enjoyable to read.

I think I also kept reading, those nights I stayed up, because I wanted to see how certain scenes played out.  I took to heart the lesson of Sense and Sensibility, and watched a movie first (1944, with Orson Welles and Joan Fontaine).  It worked brilliantly–I didn’t wonder why Jane was only ten at the beginning, and I stayed up late waiting for Mr. Rochester to propose, because I knew it was coming any time.

After loving Jane Eyre, I was looking forward to Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte.  A different sister, but I felt hopeful anyway.  I tried a movie first–1939, Laurence Olivier and Merle Oberon.

I had fair warning–I liked the movie Jane Eyre much better than the movie Wuthering Heights.  And the same was true for the books.

Wuthering Heights is about Heathcliff and Cathy–she’s a fine lady, and he’s a gypsy orphan her father takes in to live at Wuthering Heights (another gloomy manor on the moor).  They’re close as children, but divided by class as they grow up.  When Cathy marries someone else, Heathcliff’s darker side emerges.

At least, that’s how the plot usually seems to be described, regarding that last part.  But I’m not sure you can really say his dark side emerges, because I’m not convinced he has a better side.  And therein lies the problem.

I actively disliked Heathcliff and Cathy.  They’re self-absorbed, unfeeling, and very possibly should be locked up like Mrs. Rochester.  Cathy is emotionally unstable, manipulative, and just plain annoying at times.  She deliberately launches into hysterical fits and makes herself sick because she knows it will make the men around her alarmed.

Jane may be too reserved at times.  She’s a very strong, self-reliant character.  Her strength is in some ways passive.  She can hold herself together very well when Mr. Rochester asks her to watch a bleeding man one dark night, and whatever you do, don’t unlock that door that has strange noises coming from behind it.  Jane handles that.  But does she take the active step of afterwards saying, “Hey, Mr. Rochester, what the hell is going on?”  No–not even in more diplomatic words.

So while I had some issues with Jane, Cathy is in the other direction–having passionate outbursts all the time.  I had much bigger issues with Cathy.

And then on the subject of Heathcliff compared to Mr. Rochester…but I think I have a lot to say about them.  Which is why I’m coming back to the moor in a second post later this week.  Stay tuned!  🙂

Of Reindeer and a Very Large Fish

I have an odd little story for you today.  The backstory to how it was written is that it was for a writing class, where the assignment was to focus on repetition.  The backstory within the story is that the narrator is my pirate captain, Red Ballantyne.  He and Tam develop this habit where he tells her stories about his father’s profession; the stories are never consistent and are often contradictory, because after all, he’s a pirate and has only a loose attachment to the truth.  And the point is really the stories anyway.

But you don’t actually have to know any of that.  Outside of the backstory, it’s just a slightly odd but I hope funny story about Arctic fishing, a reindeer, and a Very Large Fish.

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So my father, you see, was a fisherman.  He was a more interesting fisherman than most, seeing as he did his fishing up in the Arctic.  The funny thing about fishing up there is that the water is all frozen.  So when you fish up in the Arctic, you have to cut holes in the ice.  Because the water is frozen.  Into ice, you see.

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Belle and the Beast

One of the “Once Upon a Time Challenge” Quests involves watching fantasy or fairy tale-based movies.  So today we’re going to take a side-trip into Cinema-land.

I decided to revisit a favorite fairy tale, and watched Disney’s Beauty and the Beast.  I haven’t watched it in a long time–not since I got serious about finding the originals of the fairy tales.  Disney’s Beauty and the Beast is pretty far distant from Jean-Marie LePrince de Beaumont’s version–but I like the way they tell it.  Disney’s was the first version I ever saw/read so I’m sure that slants my view, but I do think they manage some clever revisions of elements of the original.

I like the handling of the rose.  Threatening to kill someone because they picked your flowers is, um, unstable behavior.  But that’s pretty much how it goes in the original.  Having the Beast freak out because it’s a special, magical rose tied into his curse is far more reasonable.  I also like it that the Beast locks up Belle’s father for staring at him, rather than messing with the garden.  Sure, it’s a huge over-reaction either way, but if he has to over-react about something, it makes so much more sense that he’d be overly sensitive about people looking at him funny.

I can’t decide how I feel about Belle finding the castle and volunteering to stay, rather than the Beast demanding that Maurice send a daughter to take his place.  On the one hand, I’m sure the goal was to reduce the Beast’s villainy.  But on the other hand, at least in the original he was taking a proactive step towards breaking the spell.  He needs a girl, so he tries to get a girl.  Not in the best possible way, but at least he was making an effort instead of just moping around.

It’s kind of too bad that Belle lost all her siblings who were in the original, but my guess is that was to make space for other supporting characters, so it was probably worth it.  Lumiere and Cogsworth are really wonderful, and Gaston is a brilliant addition too.

Gaston, besides adding extra comic relief, is a great idea because it gives the story a villain.  In the original, Beauty’s sisters are pretty nasty, and I think a case could be made for the enchantress as the villain, but nothing is clear-cut.

Gaston’s main contribution, I think, is all in the last couple scenes.  First, bringing the mob adds great extra tension, as well as being a fantastic example of mob mentality.  It just needs one charismatic leader and everyone else is swept along (you see the same thing in Disney’s Hunchback, only more so; that crowd makes hairpin turns about three times).  I also love the way the mob demonstrates fear of the Other.  The line “we don’t like what we don’t understand; in fact, it scares us, and this monster is mysterious at least” says it all.

Gaston’s most important purpose, though, is that his presence means there’s someone to kill the Beast.  In the original we have this disturbing bit where the Beast tells Beauty she can leave if she wants to but it’ll kill him, and then when she goes, he tries to starve himself to death.  That’s seriously manipulative and unhealthy.  It’s so much better to have it play out with the Beast sad that she left but not dying–until he’s stabbed by Gaston.

There’s just one thing I don’t understand in this movie.  The spell has to be broken by the Beast’s 21st birthday?  Lumiere tells us, “ten years we’ve been rusting.”  So…this encounter with the enchantress happened when the Beast/Prince was eleven?  Isn’t turning a bratty kid into a monster kind of an over-reaction?  Okay, he was nasty to her, but show a little maturity!  And it doesn’t seem to me that the Beast learned anything much about seeing past appearances.  Belle did that (and as a reward, she gets to marry someone handsome…?) but the Beast went and fell for a beautiful girl, so what’s proved?

But aside from a few of the weirdnesses that often crop up in fairy tales, it’s a wonderful version.  And when I hunted down and read the original, I was so glad to find out that Belle’s love of books goes back to Beaumont.  That’s a favorite part of the movie–and I think everyone I know who loves to read wants the Beast’s library!