A Man and a Cat Walk Into a Bar…

I’m always sharing my reading news around here…  Meanwhile in writing news, I’m currently working on three novels–which is making my head spin a little!  Two are at different points in the revision stage, and one is still being planned.  In the midst of all that, naturally the logical thing to do is work on a short story.  Though at least it’s a short story related to one of the novels!

It uses characters from the novel, but the story is meant to exist independently.  I wrote most of it, only to get a bit stuck maybe 75% of the way through.  So I thought I’d toss the first page up here and see if sharing it inspires me to write that last stretch…

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When Jasper and Tom walked into the tavern, they attracted no immediate attention.  It may have looked a little odd when Jasper opened the door for the orange cat and let him walk in first, and even odder when Tom made an efficient line between the tables, chairs and boots directly to the bar, springing up to sit on top of it.  But the tavern’s inhabitants were intent on their drinks and their conversation, and didn’t pay any mind to the newcomers.

Jasper followed Tom to the bar, where the tavernkeeper looked them both over, didn’t comment on the cat on his counter, and just said, “What’ll it be?”

“One ale and a bowl of milk,” Jasper answered, prompting a snicker from his nearest neighbor.

But it wasn’t until Tom said, “And have you got any fish?” that heads starting turning.

Jasper hid his grin behind the mug of ale the tavernkeeper had handed him.  Eventually the fun of shocking people with a talking cat was going to wear off, but after a month of traveling with Tom, it was still amusing him.

“I, uh, yeah, I think we do,” the tavernkeeper managed, staring at the tabby.

“Excellent.”  Tom sat down, sticking his nose in the air with his most regal attitude, plainly aware that the entire room was looking at him.  “One order of fish, please.  Any kind will do, only not too spicy.  Spicy food makes me sneeze.”

“Right,” the tavernkeeper said.  “So…d’you want it raw?”

Tom bristled, tail lashing.  “No, cooked!  What do you think I am, a savage?”

“He thinks you’re a cat,” Jasper pointed out.

“That doesn’t mean I can’t have refined taste.”

Saturday Snapshot: Lazy Cat Photos

I am feeling inspiration-less with photography today.  Well, I actually have a couple of ideas, but not the time or the willpower to take the photos before I want to put this up!  So let’s have a lazy Saturday Snapshot with pictures of my cat being lazy. 🙂

Nobody here but us stuffed animals…
I don’t think I like this angle–it makes my paws look big.
Marathon napping is SO exhausting.

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Saturday Snapshot: My Literary Cat-Friend

I try to make a habit of walking around my neighborhood every day, and along the way I’ve met lots of neighborhood cats.  My favorite is Ruby, a very friendly adventurer who plainly has a literary interest.

There’s a small library only about six blocks from my apartment, and most of the time that’s where I see Ruby.  She likes to hang out on the brick wall or the front steps.  She’s a smart cat, and has realized that this is the place to go to meet people–or perhaps she likes to read.

I had always assumed she lived nearby, but then one day I actually took a look at the address on her tag–it turns out she lives a block and half away from the library.  By that point I’d been seeing her there for months, so I knew she wasn’t lost.  She just likes to travel.  In practical terms, I know I probably should worry about her crossing (quiet) streets, but if you actually meet Ruby–well, that is the most sure-of-herself cat I’ve ever seen, and it’s hard not to believe that she knows exactly what she’s doing.

Just once I did worry a little–I was walking a block on past the library, and Ruby seemed inclined to go the same way, the exact opposite direction from her house.  She ignored my suggestions that she ought to go back, and I don’t really think she was trying to follow me at all.  I think she was just going about her own business.  She trotted off down a sidepath with no hesitation, and sure enough, I saw her back at the library a day or two later.

I must admit, there are days when I feel somewhat envious.  I’d rather like to spend the day hanging out at the library too!

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That Dog

I’m in a writing class at the moment, a weekend thing, and we had an interesting prompt in a recent class.  We were supposed to choose from a pile of pictures cut out from magazines, and write a story about meeting the person in the picture.  I seized on the one picture of a woman with a dog, and swiftly decided that I was more interested in the dog than in her.  And who would be more interested in meeting a dog than a cat?

So I scribbled away a bit, and here’s the resulting short…

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I sprawled out on my front steps, and surveyed the neighborhood.  All was well in my domain.  Those annoying squirrels were being quiet for once, instead of chattering at me (you should hear the language squirrels use when they’re upset), and the birds were flocking way off in the distance, at least two blocks away, where someone had spilled some crackers.  Birds get excited about the silliest things.

Then a new presence entered the scene, and I tensed.  It was That Dog.  He was trotting jauntily down the street, tongue flopping in the breeze, at the end of a leash held by a woman I didn’t know.

But I knew That Dog.  He lived in the yard behind mine.  He didn’t usually walk onto my street, but we had met over the fence.  We had not met amicably.

That Dog is a black and white brute who fancies himself quite the hunter.  He’s also the smelliest, stupidest, creature in the neighborhood, barring possibly a particularly mangy pigeon who drifts through occasionally.

He spotted me as he and his owner (dogs have owners; cats do not) came down the street.  The ears went back, the head went up, and the peaceful quiet of the afternoon was shattered by rude and uncouth barking.  He bared his teeth and lunged at me.

I twitched the very tip of my tail, and gave one paw a lazy lick.  You see, cats are observers.  And I had observed how leashes work.

Sure enough, That Dog snapped to the end of his leash long before he got near me, and strained frantically against it, rearing onto his hind legs, barks taking on a strangled note.

“Bingo, behave yourself,” the woman said, tugging back on the leash.  “You know you shouldn’t chase the nice cat.”

I smirked at Bingo.  Nice cat, that was me.  And that name—he told me his name was Spike.  I wasn’t going to forget that one in a hurry, and neither would he.

That Dog was dragged off down the street, still yapping his fool head off, and eventually the neighborhood returned to its former peace.  If I was lucky, I could get a good nap in before the birds got tired of those crackers.

Visiting Cats

I don’t usually write about things I know.  I have never, for instance, met a fairy or a pirate.  I believe in knowing what you write–get your facts and your details straight–but drawing from my own life?  It’s rare.  So today you get a rare piece of creative nonfiction.

This is a fairly quiet piece about walking around a neighborhood–written with cat-lovers in mind.  🙂

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I like to take the same walk through my neighborhood most days.  Six blocks up, left for one block, left again to go six blocks home.  It doesn’t take long to learn the landmarks—favorite houses, funny lawn ornaments, beautiful trees, fascinating gates.  And, of course, the cats. Continue reading “Visiting Cats”